DeeKnow’s Grotto

I see on the six o'clock news tonite that Michael do-you-want-to-come-to-my-party Barrymore has arrived back in New Zealand to go on one of his national tours.

No doubt all the coke-dealers in NZ (both of them) will be rubbing their shaky hands together in anticipation of a few big orders for Michaels after-show gatherings.  And they'll be even happier to know that the man is thinking about moving to NZ permanently.

We're over-exposed as it is to Mike's stage shows, and I'm sure this country aint big enough to handle a tour every few months ie every time he starts running short of cash, or has some legal fees to pay.

7:07:47 PM  

There are two type of people in this world. Those who make their own lunch, and those who pay (or convince) someone else to. Its possible that I may indeed be the laziest man on Earth as for approximately 99.99% of my working life I've bought my lunch instead of making it at home.

I just cant seem to muster the energy to charge into the kitchen and  russle up a meal to take to work. So I had to laugh yesterday when Kym tried to talk me into making
my lunch before going to work by suggesting to me ...

"Why dont you make your lunch today, we've got Sardines and Everything"

All right, Sardines !!!! now thats enough to get any man going on the sandwich making front. Needless to say, I didnt get around to even opening the fridge door before wobbling out the door to work for a cup of joe.

Incidentally, I just did a search for Sardine Sandwiches and up pops this cafe in Wellington called Cafe' Sardine. Mmmmm, nice name, too bad if you dont like the smelly little suckers. Actually, the name may be a Sardina connection kinda thing judging by the menu.

7:06:33 PM