DeeKnow’s Grotto

Tim has just FWD'd me a copy of this years results from the annual Washington Post letter scramble competition. The challenge is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition. Here are some of this year's winners:

Sarchasm

the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

Osteopornosis

A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Ignoranus

A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

And here are some witty entries I came up with for next year (beware! its very addictive once you start)...

Madieval

someone who's crazy about the middle-ages

Shippies

people who live on boats and advocate extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

Pigamist

offense whereby one marries more than one pig

Paradigm Shit

fundamental change in approach to defecation

Crocodill

a lethal carniverous swamp dwelling herb

And a few from Leeeze (for the adult section)..

Alcohole

the place you find yourself in after a hard night on the gasoline!!!

Introfuction

when you sidestep the pleasantries and get straight into shagging.

Pooperty

a section with a lot of shit on it

Flatulency

to be fluent with farting

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