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Thursday, 20 January 2005
Washington Post letter-scramble

Tim has just FWD'd me a copy of this years results from the annual Washington Post letter scramble competition. The challenge is to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new definition. Here are some of this year's winners:

the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

And here are some witty entries I came up with for next year (beware! its very addictive once you start)...

someone who's crazy about the middle-ages
people who live on boats and advocate extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
offense whereby one marries more than one pig
Paradigm Shit
fundamental change in approach to defecation
a lethal carniverous swamp dwelling herb

And a few from Leeeze (for the adult section)..

the place you find yourself in after a hard night on the gasoline!!!
when you sidestep the pleasantries and get straight into shagging.
a section with a lot of shit on it
to be fluent with farting

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Todays Reading...
o Steam motorcycle
o UFO Area: Our Special Reports
o SOA Facts
o xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe
o Helen Clarks marijuana speech 1994 Waikato University

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